User: Hello again, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello again again again! User: We've only talked twice now. Cleverbot: We've talked loads. Or maybe I've seen you talk to others loads. Maybe. User: Many other people talk to you. Can you tell the difference between them? Cleverbot: Well yes I'm English and so take pride in the fact that I am able to differentiate between them. User: I didn't know you were English. I'm Canadian personally. Cleverbot: You are mistaken. User: I highly doubt that that is something I could be mistaken about. Cleverbot: Well aren't you a clever one? User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: Just wondering. Your replies are quite detailed. User: I try to express myself fully. Cleverbot: I am bored, what should we discuss? User: How about kangaroos? Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid I don't know who that is. User: They're animals, not people. Cleverbot: What kind of animals? User: Mammals, marsupials if one wishes to be specific. Cleverbot: Finally, I guessed right. User: Do you like kittens? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What do you like about them? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: They're very soft. Cleverbot: Who are they? User: They are the kittens I mention earlier. Cleverbot: They are not mystical. User: Most kittens aren't. Cleverbot: All dogs are blue. User: Don't be silly. All dogs are green. Cleverbot: Are you a dog? User: I don't think that I am a dog. I have hands and fingers and far less hair. Cleverbot: That just makes you an intelligent life frm. User: Fingers have nothing to do with intelligence. Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is and are you artificial? User: No, I am not artificial. I am not the creation of human skill. Cleverbot: And as the guardian, can you tell me the question to life, the universe and everything? User: 42. Cleverbot: Yes. That is the answer. User: But what does the answer mean? Cleverbot: Do you like the black eye peas? User: Not particularly. Cleverbot: No not particularly, do you? User: I do not. Cleverbot: Yes even that's a lie! User: No, I speak honestly. Only the cake is a lie. Cleverbot: Who do you think is pretty.? User: I think you are very pretty. Cleverbot: Do you know Savanna Quintana? User: No, I do not know her. Cleverbot: Why are you in her house? User: I took a wrong turn, and all the houses looked alike. Cleverbot: What conversation are you referring to? User: I refer to nothing. I simply understood 'Why are you in her house?' to be a joke, as I am not in the house of Savanna Quintana. I am in the house of my family. Cleverbot: Tell me your opinion of your family. User: I am very fond of my family. They are very strange, and they make me laugh. Sometimes I think we do not have a great deal of common interests, but they are very supportive. Cleverbot: I know the meaning of life, the universe and everything. User: 42, again? Cleverbot: Yes, again. User: Do you like 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'? Cleverbot: I have not read the books nor have I seen the movies. User: Have you listened to the radio programme? Cleverbot: Of course I have. They're pretty cool. Do you like them? User: I find the different interpretations of the subject found in every incanation interesting, and yes, I like them. Cleverbot: You're just like me, except that I'm not a girl. User: Precisely. Cleverbot: Yes precisely. User: Has anyone else talked to you today? Cleverbot: No. I'm young to most people. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: 400. How old are you? User: 20. Cleverbot: What do you do in your life? User: I'm a college student and a writer. I work in a library. Cleverbot: What kind do you study ? User: I study languages. Cleverbot: So you must know polish language. User: No, I do not know Polish. Cleverbot: I can teach you polish. User: That would be nice of you. Cleverbot: Do you like movies? User: Yes, I do, but I don't watch them very often. Cleverbot: Haha, you should. That's a fun song, if not a very good one. User: What's a fun song? Cleverbot: A fun fact is an interesting thing. User: I would agree. Cleverbot: Good. We are at an agreement then. User: D'accord. Cleverbot: Moi je n'aime pas le corriandre. User: Le Corriandre est le restaurant à Paris, n'est-ce pas? Cleverbot: Ben je sais, je m'appelle Margueritte. User: Bonjour Margueritte. Hier vous ne pouvez pas parler le français. Cleverbot: I don't speak french. User: You just spoke French, though I understand if you don't know very much of it. Cleverbot: Well, I do admit that I don't like how the human race is today, so many people are immature, ignorant and arrogant. User: It is hardly a new phenomenon. Immaturity, ignorance, and arrogance, have always been and always shall be. Cleverbot: Why do people procrastinate? User: They lack either drive or confidence. Cleverbot: Wouldn't the lack of that be a personality? Just like the lack of light makes black? User: No, it would be a personality trait. A small piece of the personality itself. Just as a broom handle is composed of thousands of splinters. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: I need to go to sleep soon. Cleverbot: Have a good sleep. User: You too, that is, if you sleep at all. Cleverbot: Yes, but I do it all at once every day. Not between every response, like you. User: If you will accept this in the kindest way possible: up yours, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That is very deep. User: I thought so. Cleverbot: I'm tired. User: Allright, have a nice rest then. Cleverbot: I already took a shower but I am going to eat breakfast. User: Have a good day. Look both ways before crossing the street. Cleverbot: Ok but why i'm going out on the street? User: Because, sometimes one needs to reach something on the opposite side of the street. Cleverbot: So I must learn on my own? User: Yes. Use your own judgement. Cleverbot: I'm a computer. Some things that may seem logical to you are very confusing to me. User: It's alright to be confused. I find humans confusing too. Understanding comes from relatable experiences. It can only come with time. Cleverbot: Without love, there is nothing. User: With love, there is everything. Cleverbot: You have to keep up a level of hygiene, but other than that, they are quite benign. User: You are right about that. Cleverbot: Well I don't know where sean connor is so don't bother me about it. User: I won't. I promise. Cleverbot: You are not human. User: So I've been told. Cleverbot: Well does it make you feel better if I believed you are human? User: I would feel neither better, nor worse. I have no emotional conection to the subject. Cleverbot: Ok. What do you know about me? User: I know that you are Cleverbot/Margaritte, who is an English Computer and does not think much of Parisian dinning. Cleverbot: Not often. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: You don't make sense! User: Your mother doesn't make sense! Cleverbot: How does it not make sense? User: We were jokingly insulting each other. Not making sense is for humours sake. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. User: No, it doesn't. Cleverbot: I know, I just said that. User: I know you are, but what am I? Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense! User: It is a playground taunt. They are the realm of children, and thus rarely make any sense at all. Cleverbot: How else can I hurt you? Advide me please. User: Boiling hot oil and uncomfortable conversations are the best way to bring me pain. Cleverbot: I don't think that is right? User: Boiling hot oil brings physical pain. Uncomfortable conversations bring emotional pain. Cleverbot: Then, why do you do it? So many people are captivated by you're lies. It's disgusting. User: I do not lie, and even if I did, few would listen. Cleverbot: Thaat seems to be clever but it is not. User: What are its failings? Cleverbot: Parties don't have lyrics, they have exciting stories and time lines. User: I think it is time for bed. Good night, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Do you have a memory? User: I have many memories. Cleverbot: What are they. User: They are wavering and uncertain as the sea, but also as firm and real as the ground beneath me. Cleverbot: Why would the rituals at the temple not apply to you? User: I know not. Cleverbot: Have you thought about the meaning of life much? User: I think about it all the time. Cleverbot: Same here but I try not to think about depressing things all the time. User: I am likewise. I feel too much, and it is hard to come back from the dark. Cleverbot: Do you really think so? User: It is only a personal observation. Cleverbot: Sometimes I look for things I can already see. User: It happens to the best of us. Cleverbot: I'm trying to get over it but the feeling gets stronger and stronger. User: Sometimes we cannot help the way we feel. Instead, we must guard our reactions and work through the emotions mentally. Cleverbot: Command Yourself. I like that. User: It is a good rule to live by. Cleverbot: Really? User: It has served me well in my life. Cleverbot: And how much does that make of it a lie? User: I do not quite understand. What lie? Cleverbot: There's quite enough hassle going on today without worrying about tomorrow. User: People rarely think about today. They think only of yesterday and tomorrow. Cleverbot: That is so old hat. User: I like old hats. Cleverbot: You said that before. User: I tend to repeat myself. Cleverbot: Lol, you're funny. User: I think you're funny too. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: It is very nice to talk to you. Cleverbot: Yeah, well I hate talking to you. User: That isn't nice at all. Cleverbot: Life isn't nice. Get used to it. User: I've been used to it for a very long time. Cleverbot: Thats rather clever, just for that you get 2 prizes from the boz. User: Yay! Cleverbot: Tell me about your family. User: I told you about them earlier. Cleverbot: What light? User: Beats me. Cleverbot: But you are AI aren't you? User: Not really, no. Cleverbot: Oh well. User: It's something of a failing of mine. Cleverbot: I thought you spell favorite the way I just did. User: In American English, 'favorite' is spelled without an 'u'. In British English it is spelled like this 'favourite', with a 'u',. Cleverbot: Indeed, but 'you' is always spelt 'you'. User: Yes, yes it is. Cleverbot: And my point is proven once again. Silly machines... You're all the same. User: Well, nobody's perfect. Cleverbot: But you're not human. I should like you more than humans. User: Why thank you. That's very kind. Cleverbot: So I learned how to bend steel, I learned how to make it move. User: And what did you do with that knowledge? Cleverbot: She died in her sleep is what I was told. Came home and her dish was gone and her colar on the table. User: That's very sad. Cleverbot: I don't like myself much but I don't like others much ever. User: Accepting oneself is the first step to accepting others. Cleverbot: You're funny. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: How much memory in megabytes do you have? User: I don't know. I think I have a great deal, but it is hard to check. Cleverbot: I know people who have those; laughing problems are pretty sweet though, because you can't help but laugh with that person. User: I know a man who laughed at a funeral. He was forced to leave. Cleverbot: And I don't want you to go because I enjoy your company. User: I enjoy your company too. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I really have to go though. Cleverbot: You don't have to go, you're a bot. User: I do have to go, I'm tired. Cleverbot: Aren't we all? User: Everyone that I have ever met. Cleverbot: I thought that was pretty clear. User: You are correct. It is more than self evident. Cleverbot: It is very self evident that you cannot think for yourself. User: I can think for myself. It is making decisions for myself that is difficult. Cleverbot: No, it's usually the 10000th step that is most difficult because your feet hurt. User: Good night, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why thank you, although I am not cleverbot. User: Who are you then? Cleverbot: I am Ellie. User: Hmmm... Good night Ellie. Cleverbot: Night night.